My geology courses at university also include the field of Hydrogeology which focuses a lot on water. What are Team Magma's views on the fact that Team Aqua has also staked a claim on the topic of geology?
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Hello fair citizen! Courtney has handed over the account to me so I can appropriately respond to this very import question. However, I would also like to take the sage advice of what Courtney and a few other of the HR consultants have been telling me and present you first with a relatable “meme:”
Do you like it? I composed it myself! Ha!
All “meme-ing” aside, I cannot deny the very important place hydrogeology has in our scientific portfolio. To deny the impact water has had on our planet would be to deny history itself! Even I, touted by the public as such a staunch champion of the land (which is, may I add, both greatly appreciated and highly exaggerated) have to admit I find hydrogeology a deeply fascinating field of study.
In short, Team Magma has nothing against water itself. Rather, Team Magma takes a firm stance against water being used to drown out large portions of viable and agriculturally-available land, upon which our society was built. And of course, this seems to be exactly what Team Aqua aims to do, and this is why we must all take a firm stance against them and say no to their unique form of, if I may be so bold, water-based criminal activity skirting on low-level eco-terrorism.
Uh is Team Magma still a thing? I thought they disbanded. What are ya'll up to now? Share the juicy details
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we are here and LOVING LIFE babes. the fact that we disbanded is DIRTY PROPAGANDA (and by dirty i don’t mean dirt because i love dirt) pushed by THE ENEMY (and by the enemy i mean Team Aqua)
-xoxo, Courtney
also maxie is gay for archie but you didn’t hear that form me
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reminder to worldbuilders: don’t get caught up in things that aren’t important to the story you’re writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics
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